file under badass: jogger takes down teenage gropers

Meet Priscilla Dang. She was on a run in Vancouver, Washington last Friday when two dumbsh*t teens on bikes thought it would be fun to do a ride-by grope on her. Their mistake: Priscilla Dang, Martial Arts Expert, Lays Down The Law After Teenager Gropes Her On A Jog.

This would be a good time in the story to note that Priscilla is kind of a badass. Ms. Dang, who happens to be pretty skilled in kung fu -- she's been taking martial arts lessons at her family's studio since she was 5 -- showed these punkass fools that they messed with the wrong woman:

Daaaamn right. Pretty sure those groping little idiots -- 18 and 16 years old -- had no idea they were going to get their asses handed to them.
Dang was on a run in a Vancouver, Wash., neighborhood last Friday when two teenagers on bikes, one 16, the other 18, approached her from behind. "One went in front and made eye contact with me like a smirk, like I thought he was saying 'Hi,'" said Dang of the encounter to KATU. "The next thing I knew I was pretty much groped on my bottom behind left side."

Unfortunately for the alleged gropers, the 23-year-old woman has taken kung-fu lessons since she was 5. Her family owns the Summit Wushu Academy, an Oregon martial arts studio.

She instantly pushed one of the teenagers to the ground and made him apologize. When the second teenager called her a derogatory term, Dang says she snapped, hitting him in the face several times while simultaneously dodging his punches. According to The Columbian, when he pulled out a knife she used his bike as a shield until a passerby showed up and called 911.
The 16-year-old was released to his parents, and the 18-year-old, Josiah Sullivan, was arrested. And Priscilla Dang is my hero. More here: 'I think they knew they messed with the wrong girl.'

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