"Vigilante Grocer" to receive Canada's Diamond Jubilee Medal

Remember David Chen? He's the Toronto Chinatown "vigilante grocer' who was arrested in 2009 for taking matters into his own hands and tying up a a repeat shoplifter. He was eventually acquitted, and became the inspiration behind the Conservative government's "citizen's arrest" law.

Next week, Chen will receive a Diamond Jubilee Medal, which honors significant contributions and achievements by Canadians. It will be a great day for the owner of the Lucky Moose Food Mart: Chinatown grocer who chased down thief to receive Diamond Jubilee Medal.

file under badass: jogger takes down teenage gropers

Meet Priscilla Dang. She was on a run in Vancouver, Washington last Friday when two dumbsh*t teens on bikes thought it would be fun to do a ride-by grope on her. Their mistake: Priscilla Dang, Martial Arts Expert, Lays Down The Law After Teenager Gropes Her On A Jog.

This would be a good time in the story to note that Priscilla is kind of a badass. Ms. Dang, who happens to be pretty skilled in kung fu -- she's been taking martial arts lessons at her family's studio since she was 5 -- showed these punkass fools that they messed with the wrong woman: