To the asshole who broke into Steven Yeun's car

While you were watching The Walking Dead, somebody stole Steven Yeun's backpack.

On Sunday night, Steven Yeun, who plays your favorite Asian American zombie apocalypse survivor Glenn on the hit AMC drama, shared an Instagram photo of his car's busted window, through which someone stole his backpack. Its precious stolen contents included a laptop, a camera, a book and a notebook full of "dumb ideas." In an eloquent open letter, Steven addressed the "asshole" thief:

hey. asshole that broke into my car. I hope you enjoy what you find in my backpack. The computer I'm sure you sell to some other idiot. great. my camera is one of my favorite cameras. it's my ricoh. enjoy the pictures that I took on there of all the beautiful people that I love. but I hope you also enjoy the pictures I took of my stupid messy room. you also took my book too, you dick. I was half way through that thing...now I have to start over from the beginning. that's just the rules. but for real what pisses me off most is that you took my notebook full of my dumb ideas that I will never use. I loved those dumb ideas. it was a constant reminder for me to do better. now I gotta write down all those dumb ideas over again. those are the rules. one particular section had some stand up jokes in there. well there goes my 5 minute set that I've been working on about wizards, vertigo, and chocobos. you're a dick. but I still love you.
Getting your stuff stolen sucks, but at least Steven made it into an amusing moment.

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