Angry Gift Guide: Sriracha2Go

Bring the Sriracha. No, literally bring it.



Looking for a gift a last-minute gift for that loved one who likes it spicy?

Do you love Sriracha? I mean, REALLY FREAKING LOVE SRIRACHA? With Sriracha2Go, you'll never worry about a sriracha-less meal again. It's a miniature bottle of Sriracha that attaches to your keychain. It's simple and brilliant, and I know what you're thinking: why the hell didn't I think of that?

The Electronic Sriracha Festival is happening.

A Sriracha-themed eletronic dance music festival. This is a real thing.



For those who love electronic dance music, but think it could use just a little more hot sauce, I give you the Electronic Sriracha Festival. I'm not kidding. A Sriracha-themed dance music festival. This is a real thing.

A Sriracha-Themed EDM Festival Is Coming

Presented by Moveable Feast, it's going down Labor Day Weekend, August 30 at St. James Park in San Jose. It's the combination you didn't know you were missing. But somebody thought it would be a good idea to mix sound and spice, so there you go. Sensory overload. Your ears will be ringing and your tongues will be burning.

L.A. Heat: Taste Changing Condiments

March 13 - July 12 at the Chinese American Museum


Hot sauce lovers! If you're in Southern California, you are invited to check out L.A. Heat: Taste-Changing Condiments, a new art exhibition inspired by two of America's leading hot sauce brands, Huy Fong Sriracha and Tapatio. It runs March 13 - July 12 at the Chinese American Museum in downtown Los Angeles.

Do you like it spicy? The exhibition is the brainchild of CAM Interim Executive Director and Curator Steven Y. Wong, who challenged local artists to create works with the hot sauce products in mind. The result is a collection of thirty imaginative pieces in a variety of mediums.

The exhibition kicks off this Thursday with an opening reception. Here are some details:

Sriracha-flavored Kettle Brand Potato Chips

These exist now.



It's been a bad few weeks for Sriracha fans. We've been following the ongoing saga of manufacturer Huy Fong Foods and the struggle to get their signature spicy sauce to the people. Between the production plant shutdown and bottle shipments halted until next month -- by order of the health department -- strange forces seem to be conspiring against our beloved rooster. We need something to get us through these dark times.

Enter Sriracha-flavored Kettle Brand Potato Chips.

This is Very Important: Vote for Sriracha to be the next Lay's Potato Chip flavor.

Sriracha-flavored Lay's potato chips. Let me give you a moment to think about that. This is real thing, people. Here's what's up: Sriracha potato chips? Lay's offers three flavors for fan vote.

Three new Lay's potato chip flavors are hitting supermarket shelves this week: Sriracha, Chicken & Waffles and Garlic Cheesy Bread. Fans will be able to vote for their favorite through Twitter, text message and Lay's Facebook page. The flavor with the most votes will stay on shelves for good.

My friends, fellow fans of all that is good and tasty, is there even a choice? Garlic Cheesy Bread? Pssshhhh. Chicken & Waffles? Go to Roscoe's. Vote Sriracha and give it the red, spicy love it deserves.

Sriracha is awesome, and that's really all there is to it. The new flavors are supposed to hit stores on Tuesday, but I'm already starting to hear from folks who have spotted them on sale. Gotta go get me a bag now.