Fund This: Haikus With Hotties Calendar 2016

A Very Important research project featuring hot Asian guys and poetry.



All right folks. This is a Very Important crowdfunding campaign that needs your help. The Haikus With Hotties Calendar 2016 is a calendar project based on Audrey Magazine's non-award-winning poetry series "Haikus With Hotties," in which they asked hot Asian American men to exchange poetry with them.

Like I said, Very Important.

The 2016 Haikus With Hotties calendar will feature hot Asian guys and poetry. The end. As Audrey puts it, the calendar will make the perfect gift for friends "who need more Asian American male hotties in their lives. Nothing says 'I love you' or 'Please don't be sad all the way from Thanksgiving through Valentine's Day' better than a calendar reminder that yes, hot men are also literate." I mean, yeah.

Here's a video with Ada Tseng, Professor of Hotness, who explains the important need for this calendar:

Steven Yeun is one of People's Sexiest Men of 2013

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.



And now for some Very Important news... Steven Yeun is one of the Sexiest Men Alive? You're damn right he is. Sexy Steven, who stars as Glenn on AMC's hit zombie drama The Walking Dead, has made it into the pages of People magazine's much-hyped annual "Sexiest Man" edition. He's not the Sexiest Man of the year, but he did make the coveted cut -- the sexy short list, if you will -- for the 2013 issue.

This should come as no surprise for fans of The Walking Dead. Whether he's swinging a machete at the undead, getting steamy with his lady love, or just generally looking sweaty and in need of a shower, the show's devoted know that your favorite Asian American zombie apocalypse survivor is pretty darn sexy is his own right.

He cleans up pretty nicely too. Here's a video of Steven -- shirtless! -- stripping down for his People photo shoot, where he defines sexiness as "how you exude your presence in the world." Do tell:

14 More Asian Leading Men Who Deserve More Screen Time

A complementary list with, regrettably, fewer abs.



Last week, BuzzFeed posted a Very Important list of 27 Asian Leading Men Who Deserve More Airtime -- a fine, ab-tastic piece of journalism that all sorts of people saying "Mm hmm" and fanning themselves. Even with a whopping 27, I couldn't help but notice that there were some major omissions who also deserved to be included on the list -- it actually could have been a lot longer. So I did some quick brainstorming...

I give you fourteen more Asian leading men who deserve more screen time (in no particular order):

This is Very Important: Vote for Sriracha to be the next Lay's Potato Chip flavor.

Sriracha-flavored Lay's potato chips. Let me give you a moment to think about that. This is real thing, people. Here's what's up: Sriracha potato chips? Lay's offers three flavors for fan vote.

Three new Lay's potato chip flavors are hitting supermarket shelves this week: Sriracha, Chicken & Waffles and Garlic Cheesy Bread. Fans will be able to vote for their favorite through Twitter, text message and Lay's Facebook page. The flavor with the most votes will stay on shelves for good.

My friends, fellow fans of all that is good and tasty, is there even a choice? Garlic Cheesy Bread? Pssshhhh. Chicken & Waffles? Go to Roscoe's. Vote Sriracha and give it the red, spicy love it deserves.

Sriracha is awesome, and that's really all there is to it. The new flavors are supposed to hit stores on Tuesday, but I'm already starting to hear from folks who have spotted them on sale. Gotta go get me a bag now.